1 00:00:01,502 --> 00:00:03,504 * Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale * 2 00:00:03,571 --> 00:00:06,074 * A tale of a fateful trip * 3 00:00:06,140 --> 00:00:08,342 * That started from this tropic port * 4 00:00:08,409 --> 00:00:10,578 * Aboard this tiny ship * 5 00:00:10,644 --> 00:00:13,114 * The mate was a mighty sailin' man * 6 00:00:13,181 --> 00:00:15,483 * The Skipper brave and sure * 7 00:00:15,549 --> 00:00:17,985 * Five passengers set sail that day * 8 00:00:18,052 --> 00:00:20,121 * For a three hour tour * 9 00:00:20,188 --> 00:00:23,023 * A three hour tour * 10 00:00:23,091 --> 00:00:25,159 [thunder rumbling] 11 00:00:25,226 --> 00:00:27,195 * The weather started getting rough * 12 00:00:27,261 --> 00:00:29,597 * The tiny ship was tossed * 13 00:00:29,663 --> 00:00:32,100 * If not for the courage of the fearless crew * 14 00:00:32,166 --> 00:00:34,202 * The Minnow would be lost * 15 00:00:34,268 --> 00:00:36,670 * The Minnow would be lost * 16 00:00:36,737 --> 00:00:38,439 * The ship set ground on the shore * 17 00:00:38,506 --> 00:00:41,242 * Of this uncharted desert isle * 18 00:00:41,309 --> 00:00:43,911 * With Gilligan * 19 00:00:43,977 --> 00:00:46,046 * The Skipper too * 20 00:00:46,114 --> 00:00:49,583 * The millionaire and his wife * 21 00:00:50,451 --> 00:00:53,221 * The movie star * 22 00:00:53,287 --> 00:00:54,955 * And the rest * 23 00:00:55,022 --> 00:00:58,626 * Are here on Gilligan's Isle * 24 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:15,209 Gentlemen, we have listened to your excuses long enough. 25 00:01:15,276 --> 00:01:16,944 And we're not gonna put up with it. 26 00:01:17,010 --> 00:01:20,514 - May I have the guava jelly? - We got to have some privacy. 27 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:23,384 - Where is the guava jelly? - You haven't heard a word said. 28 00:01:23,451 --> 00:01:26,019 Sure I did. You want more privacy. 29 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:26,887 Now, may I have the guava jelly? 30 00:01:26,954 --> 00:01:28,356 No, you can't. 31 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:30,558 We're not gonna serve you anything else either. 32 00:01:30,624 --> 00:01:33,761 If you don't cooperate with us, we won't cooperate with you. 33 00:01:33,827 --> 00:01:35,028 Here's the guava jelly, Skipper. 34 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:37,231 - Oh, no, you don't. - Oh, yes, I do. 35 00:01:37,298 --> 00:01:39,167 - Oh, no, you don't. - Oh, yes, I do. 36 00:01:39,233 --> 00:01:42,870 Yes, you did. Thanks a lot, Gilligan. 37 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:45,339 By the way, we're not gonna do anymore washing either. 38 00:01:45,406 --> 00:01:47,641 Besides, you said you'd build us a hut last week. 39 00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:49,977 We've had other things that are more important. 40 00:01:50,043 --> 00:01:51,479 We'll get to it soon. 41 00:01:51,545 --> 00:01:53,781 Oh, well, there won't be any lunch today. 42 00:01:53,847 --> 00:01:56,317 We have other things to do that are more important. 43 00:01:56,384 --> 00:01:58,419 We'll get to it as soon as we can. 44 00:01:58,486 --> 00:02:01,622 Oh, I'm...sorry that we're-we're late for breakfast. 45 00:02:01,689 --> 00:02:04,525 We're used to having breakfast in bed served by our butler. 46 00:02:04,592 --> 00:02:06,994 That's after his butler serves him breakfast. 47 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:09,530 Ha ha! That's the only way to live. Here you are, Lovey. 48 00:02:09,597 --> 00:02:11,899 Oh, dear, isn't there anything left? 49 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:14,868 I'm sorry, Mrs. Howell, but Mary Ann and Ginger are on strike. 50 00:02:14,935 --> 00:02:17,371 On strike? By George, you get two workers together 51 00:02:17,438 --> 00:02:19,407 they organize every time. 52 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:21,442 You men keep promising to build us a hut. 53 00:02:21,509 --> 00:02:22,676 And you won't keep your promises. 54 00:02:22,743 --> 00:02:25,246 Women should have the same rights as men. 55 00:02:25,313 --> 00:02:26,747 Ha ha. Did you hear that, Lovey? 56 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:29,016 Women should have the same rights as men. 57 00:02:29,082 --> 00:02:31,652 [laughing] 58 00:02:31,719 --> 00:02:34,021 You're not laughing, Lovey, with these.. 59 00:02:34,087 --> 00:02:35,989 Thurston, you've been promising me to build a hut 60 00:02:36,056 --> 00:02:37,191 of our own for weeks now. 61 00:02:37,258 --> 00:02:38,926 I'll get to it by and by. 62 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:41,061 But I'm not asking for anything elaborate. 63 00:02:41,128 --> 00:02:44,898 Just a little split-level hut or a palm tree penthouse. 64 00:02:44,965 --> 00:02:47,067 I'm afraid, you women will have to face the facts. 65 00:02:47,134 --> 00:02:49,670 Historically, it's the man who decides what should be done. 66 00:02:49,737 --> 00:02:51,672 - Yeah. - Hear, hear, hear! 67 00:02:51,739 --> 00:02:53,374 Haven't you ever heard of Lysistrata? 68 00:02:53,441 --> 00:02:55,909 Yeah. Isn't that a mouthwash? 69 00:02:55,976 --> 00:02:59,012 Lysistrata was a woman who lived thousands of years ago. 70 00:02:59,079 --> 00:03:02,883 And she persuaded all the women in her town to ignore the men 71 00:03:02,950 --> 00:03:05,986 completely unless they got what they wanted. 72 00:03:06,053 --> 00:03:08,522 Well, I think we should all act like Lysis-Lysis.. 73 00:03:08,589 --> 00:03:10,824 - Lysistrata, dear. - Lysistrata. 74 00:03:10,891 --> 00:03:12,793 That's Greek to me. 75 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:15,263 Hey, Confucius say, "Women who stand on rights 76 00:03:15,329 --> 00:03:17,064 sometimes get laughed." 77 00:03:17,130 --> 00:03:18,599 [laughing] 78 00:03:20,901 --> 00:03:22,770 Ha ha. Come on, girls. 79 00:03:22,836 --> 00:03:24,572 We'll build our own hut. 80 00:03:29,943 --> 00:03:32,045 I sure wish you girls weren't doing this. 81 00:03:32,112 --> 00:03:35,383 - Did you hear a voice? - No, I didn't hear a soul. 82 00:03:35,449 --> 00:03:37,418 Please, man, I'd rather do it myself. 83 00:03:37,485 --> 00:03:39,553 But it's very heavy. You might strain yourself. 84 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:41,689 These men must learn, we can take care of ourselves. 85 00:03:41,755 --> 00:03:44,825 I took care of myself in a farm in Kansas and that's tough. 86 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:48,329 And I took care of myself in Hollywood and that is tougher. 87 00:03:50,163 --> 00:03:52,199 Ah, ho ho! 88 00:03:52,266 --> 00:03:53,634 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 89 00:03:53,701 --> 00:03:55,135 - Ow! - Mrs. Howell, are you coming? 90 00:03:55,202 --> 00:03:56,670 In a minute, girls! 91 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:58,472 Lovey, w-we've been married for 19 wonderful years. 92 00:03:58,539 --> 00:04:00,608 And during all that time I've taken care of you. 93 00:04:00,674 --> 00:04:03,210 I've watched over you. I-I've babied you. 94 00:04:03,277 --> 00:04:04,612 No, no. Look, look, please. 95 00:04:04,678 --> 00:04:06,113 You'll be lost without me. Lost, I tell you. 96 00:04:06,179 --> 00:04:07,681 Ready, girls! 97 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:11,585 Lovey darling, just tell me one thing. One last thing. 98 00:04:11,652 --> 00:04:13,921 What color pill do I take at noon, please, love? 99 00:04:13,987 --> 00:04:15,889 Oh, the redsies. 100 00:04:17,425 --> 00:04:19,860 No, you must let me. You can't do this. 101 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:22,763 Lovey, you're doing a mad, impulsive thing. I mean, really. 102 00:04:22,830 --> 00:04:25,766 You can't carry those heavy bags like that. I.. 103 00:04:25,833 --> 00:04:27,468 Thank you, girls. 104 00:04:27,535 --> 00:04:29,269 Now, ladies, please, I wish you'd reconsider 105 00:04:29,337 --> 00:04:31,104 this whole thing for your own safety. 106 00:04:31,171 --> 00:04:33,341 Yes, there might be wild animals on the island. 107 00:04:33,407 --> 00:04:35,175 - Or wild natives. - Or wild life. 108 00:04:35,242 --> 00:04:36,510 They're just trying to scare us. 109 00:04:36,577 --> 00:04:38,278 And we're not going to be scared. 110 00:04:38,346 --> 00:04:39,847 I haven't heard a thing. 111 00:04:39,913 --> 00:04:42,850 As far as I'm concerned, we're all alone on the island. 112 00:04:42,916 --> 00:04:44,184 Just the three of us. 113 00:04:44,251 --> 00:04:47,254 Besides, we have everything. We have blankets, clothes, pots. 114 00:04:47,321 --> 00:04:48,622 What about tools? 115 00:04:48,689 --> 00:04:50,691 Er, by the way, have we got any tools? 116 00:04:50,758 --> 00:04:52,693 - Tools? - Er, here. 117 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:54,762 - I'll take this. - Good. 118 00:04:58,599 --> 00:05:00,334 I bet they'll be back before dark. 119 00:05:00,401 --> 00:05:02,269 I-in tears. An hour without me, she'll break. 120 00:05:02,336 --> 00:05:03,737 She's utterly dependent upon me. 121 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:04,705 Really? 122 00:05:04,772 --> 00:05:06,707 Yeah. Besides, I have the credit card. 123 00:05:06,774 --> 00:05:07,541 [laughing] 124 00:05:09,242 --> 00:05:11,945 [Skipper whistling] 125 00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:14,648 [humming] 126 00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:19,520 Ha, Lovey! Ha ha. 127 00:05:19,587 --> 00:05:22,390 This is the perfect place to build our hut. 128 00:05:22,456 --> 00:05:23,857 Can we rest a little longer? 129 00:05:23,924 --> 00:05:26,460 No, we have to have a roof by night fall. 130 00:05:26,527 --> 00:05:28,762 We'll lay the first stake right there. 131 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:30,898 - Come on. Bring the hammer. - Oh, it's heavy. 132 00:05:30,964 --> 00:05:33,233 - I guess I better help. - Alright, now, come on. 133 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:34,935 - Alright. - Ready? 134 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:36,437 - Aim! - Ah! 135 00:05:36,504 --> 00:05:38,338 - Swing! - Oh! 136 00:05:38,406 --> 00:05:40,140 Drive it in a little further. 137 00:05:40,207 --> 00:05:41,074 - Ready? - Ready? 138 00:05:41,141 --> 00:05:43,343 - Up! - Aim! 139 00:05:43,411 --> 00:05:45,746 - Swing! - Ah! 140 00:05:45,813 --> 00:05:47,548 Can we rest now? 141 00:05:47,615 --> 00:05:49,650 We gotta have this hut done by night fall. 142 00:05:49,717 --> 00:05:51,351 Now, I guarantee those men will come 143 00:05:51,419 --> 00:05:53,487 crawling on their knees to get us back. 144 00:05:53,554 --> 00:05:55,456 They need us. 145 00:05:55,523 --> 00:05:57,257 Hi, little buddy. What's cookin'? 146 00:05:57,324 --> 00:05:58,759 Fish stew. Try it, Skipper. 147 00:05:58,826 --> 00:06:00,861 Doesn't smell like fish stew. What's in it? 148 00:06:00,928 --> 00:06:03,531 Pineapples, coconuts, and wild berries. 149 00:06:03,597 --> 00:06:05,633 Well, what kind of fish, Gilligan? 150 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:07,334 Fish. Oh, yeah. I knew I forgot something. 151 00:06:07,401 --> 00:06:09,036 Oh, what have we here, Gilligan? 152 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:11,639 - Fish stew. - It looks like low tide. 153 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:13,874 Let's have a little taste. 154 00:06:13,941 --> 00:06:16,944 Oh, poor Lovey. I don't know how she's gonna manage without me. 155 00:06:17,010 --> 00:06:20,313 She must be lying somewhere on the beach curled up and sobbing. 156 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:21,882 - 'Hm.' - It's awful. 157 00:06:21,949 --> 00:06:24,652 - It'll teach her a lesson. - No, no, I mean the stew. 158 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:29,557 It needs something, boy. It does need something. 159 00:06:29,623 --> 00:06:31,692 - Fish. - Oh, good. Never mind. 160 00:06:31,759 --> 00:06:33,527 Mr. Howell, if it's no good, how can I fix it? 161 00:06:33,594 --> 00:06:35,729 You really wanna know? You really wanna know? 162 00:06:35,796 --> 00:06:39,232 - I really wanna know. - Start over. Hah! 163 00:06:39,299 --> 00:06:41,034 Start over. 164 00:06:48,576 --> 00:06:50,310 We appreciate your help, Mr. Howell. 165 00:06:50,377 --> 00:06:53,346 Oh, oh. Yes, yes. I'm sorry. 166 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:54,848 I do miss the woman's help, you know? 167 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:57,918 This cleaning and sweeping is-is so exhausting. 168 00:06:57,985 --> 00:07:00,488 Maybe it wouldn't be exhausting if you did a little work. 169 00:07:00,554 --> 00:07:02,623 Well, I-I'm working, it's not physical work 170 00:07:02,690 --> 00:07:04,525 but mental work which is even more difficult. 171 00:07:04,592 --> 00:07:05,793 That's right. Especially for me. 172 00:07:05,859 --> 00:07:08,195 I have a plan which might bring them back. 173 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:10,363 They are afraid of the night and wild animals, right? 174 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:11,932 Who isn't? 175 00:07:11,999 --> 00:07:14,167 Mr. Howell, there are no wild animals on this island. 176 00:07:14,234 --> 00:07:17,938 No wild animals, yet. 177 00:07:18,005 --> 00:07:21,041 Now, I have a plan. See, according to the Howell plan.. 178 00:07:25,045 --> 00:07:26,714 Swing! 179 00:07:28,215 --> 00:07:30,518 [screaming] 180 00:07:33,621 --> 00:07:35,455 We should've taken the smaller hammer. 181 00:07:35,523 --> 00:07:38,592 They knew it all along. That's why they gave us this one. 182 00:07:38,659 --> 00:07:40,961 - We can't go and get it now. - Why not? 183 00:07:41,028 --> 00:07:44,364 Well, because they want us to fail. They won't give it to us. 184 00:07:44,431 --> 00:07:45,899 I think they will. 185 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:48,602 I don't know why, but men always do anything for me. 186 00:07:48,669 --> 00:07:51,238 I know why, darling. Go and get it. 187 00:07:57,611 --> 00:08:00,313 Oh, that's-that's fine. That-that's fine. 188 00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:03,517 It's coming along fine. 189 00:08:03,584 --> 00:08:05,252 I still think I should be the head. 190 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:08,656 Gilligan, you are the tail. I'm the head because I'm the brain. 191 00:08:08,722 --> 00:08:12,159 Maybe we need a dragon with two tails. 192 00:08:12,225 --> 00:08:14,361 - 'I can't wait until dark.' - 'Yeah, yeah.' 193 00:08:14,427 --> 00:08:16,664 (Skipper) 'Wait till we get there. We'll scare the dickens off 'em.' 194 00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:19,800 They'll be asking us to save them from the monster. 195 00:08:19,867 --> 00:08:21,702 (Thurston) 'It's good to have a little rehearsal.' 196 00:08:21,769 --> 00:08:25,105 Okay, now. Let's go together, gentlemen. 197 00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:26,073 Howl! 198 00:08:26,139 --> 00:08:28,175 [roaring] 199 00:08:30,277 --> 00:08:31,478 Cut! Cut! Cut! 200 00:08:31,545 --> 00:08:33,280 No, no. Stop, stop, stop. 201 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:36,617 You've gotta make both ends sound the same. See what I mean? 202 00:08:36,684 --> 00:08:39,519 Alright, now, the front end, let's hear it. 203 00:08:39,587 --> 00:08:40,954 [Skipper roars] 204 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:43,156 Alright, the rear end, let's hear it. 205 00:08:43,223 --> 00:08:44,224 [Gilligan roars] 206 00:08:44,291 --> 00:08:46,293 Alright, now, all together! 207 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:48,095 [both roaring] 208 00:08:49,496 --> 00:08:53,867 Good heavens, I think we've found an answer to The Beatles. 209 00:08:53,934 --> 00:08:55,836 Well, we certainly know how to handle them, don't we? 210 00:08:55,903 --> 00:08:57,571 I think our plan's better than their plan. 211 00:08:57,638 --> 00:08:59,573 Can't wait till that monster comes here. 212 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:01,208 Come on. 213 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,386 Gilligan, watch where you're going. 214 00:09:13,453 --> 00:09:16,657 I'm sorry, but if you stop that fast I'll be in front of you. 215 00:09:16,724 --> 00:09:20,127 I can't put my hand out. So, be more alert. 216 00:09:20,193 --> 00:09:21,829 - Let's give 'em a little roar. - Yeah. 217 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:24,131 - A little roar. Softly. - Yeah. 218 00:09:24,197 --> 00:09:25,498 On you mark. 219 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,234 Get set. 220 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:28,268 Go. 221 00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:30,604 [loud roaring] 222 00:09:30,671 --> 00:09:32,472 Gilligan. Gilligan! 223 00:09:32,539 --> 00:09:34,474 I said softly. 224 00:09:34,541 --> 00:09:36,677 Oh, sorry, Skipper. 225 00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:41,481 Okay. On your mark. Get set. Go. 226 00:09:41,548 --> 00:09:43,684 [roaring] 227 00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:50,590 Listen to the lovely sounds of a tropical evening. 228 00:09:52,059 --> 00:09:54,061 Skipper, they think we're crickets. 229 00:09:54,127 --> 00:09:56,864 - Let's give them a real show. - Yeah. 230 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,102 [roaring] 231 00:10:05,072 --> 00:10:08,642 Skipper, let's hurry, huh? I'm suffocating back here. 232 00:10:08,709 --> 00:10:11,111 Alright. Let's get over a little closer. 233 00:10:11,178 --> 00:10:14,314 When they come out and see us, they'll really run home. 234 00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:20,487 Did you see something move out there? 235 00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:21,354 [roaring] 236 00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:22,790 Something m-m-move? 237 00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:25,993 There's nothing there. Now, don't be scared. 238 00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:27,227 [roaring] 239 00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:30,330 - Oh, look at that! - Oh, it's a monster! 240 00:10:30,397 --> 00:10:33,767 Oh, we must protect ourselves. 241 00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:37,504 Oh, but how? Look at that wild beast! 242 00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:39,206 (Ginger) 'Oh, it's just awful.' 243 00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:40,908 We must fight it off. 244 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:43,643 We must let the men know that we're big and strong. 245 00:10:43,711 --> 00:10:45,378 And should have equal rights. 246 00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:48,048 - But what can we do? - We'll kill it. 247 00:10:48,115 --> 00:10:51,719 And send its head back to the men. 248 00:10:55,055 --> 00:10:56,790 - Did you hear that? - Of course, I heard that. 249 00:10:56,857 --> 00:10:58,325 I'm the part with the ears. 250 00:10:58,391 --> 00:11:01,361 - They want to kill us. - They gotta catch us first. 251 00:11:01,428 --> 00:11:03,230 - Yeah. - Come on. 252 00:11:03,296 --> 00:11:05,032 [roaring continues] 253 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:21,248 - 'Skipper!' - 'Gilligan!' 254 00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:24,718 You tried to frighten us to get us back, didn't you? 255 00:11:24,785 --> 00:11:26,153 No, that's not it at all, ladies. 256 00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:27,921 There's a better explanation than that. 257 00:11:27,988 --> 00:11:29,790 - Yeah, that's right. - Er, well. Tell 'em, Gilligan. 258 00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:31,391 Don't just sit there. Tell 'em. 259 00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:32,960 Huh? Oh, yeah. 260 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,762 We were on our way to a masquerade party. 261 00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:38,098 And we're going right by the hut.. 262 00:11:38,165 --> 00:11:40,901 No, no. We were gonna celebrate the Chinese new year 263 00:11:40,968 --> 00:11:44,671 with this great dragon, because next week it's the.. 264 00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:49,042 Well, to tell you the truth. I-I'm open for, uh, suggestions. 265 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:08,261 You know, without the women washing clothes is kinda fun. 266 00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:10,097 - That's right, Gilligan. - And cleaning up the hut. 267 00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:12,265 - That's kind of enjoyable. - Right again, little buddy. 268 00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:14,034 And prepare meals, that's kind of pleasant. 269 00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:15,769 - Exactly. - That was a fun game. 270 00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:17,070 What do we play next? 271 00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:19,239 A game called, "Back to scrubbing the clothes." 272 00:12:19,306 --> 00:12:20,740 Gilligan, help me thread this needle. 273 00:12:20,808 --> 00:12:22,075 Oh, sure, Professor. 274 00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:23,977 By the way, thanks for doing my laundry. 275 00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:26,046 - That's okay. - I missed it again. 276 00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:28,048 You've got to wet the thread. Let me show you. 277 00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:31,118 - Let me do it, Skipper. - Never mind, Gilligan. 278 00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:33,686 - Here, I almost got it through. - You got it through my finger! 279 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,088 Sorry, Skipper. 280 00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:37,390 At times like these a woman comes in handy. 281 00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:39,326 It's hard to believe they've only gone two days. 282 00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:41,028 Seems more like two years. 283 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,797 Believe me, we've thought 'em a lesson. There you are. 284 00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:46,033 - Thanks, Skipper. - Boy, I sure need this. 285 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,371 - Gilligan. - It's no use, Skipper. 286 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:54,041 Either we get stronger clothes or softer rocks. 287 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,708 You get back to scrubbing those clothes. 288 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:58,678 But take it easy this time. Our clothes won't last forever. 289 00:12:58,745 --> 00:13:01,581 Excuse me, gentlemen. Did you want your dinner well done? 290 00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:04,284 - Well, it's fine, Mr. Howell. - I mean, very well done? 291 00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:07,287 - It's okay with me. - Very, very well done? 292 00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:08,788 We don't care how well done, Mr. Howell. 293 00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:11,091 - Oh, good. - What are we having for dinner? 294 00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:13,493 - Ashes. - You said you were a good cook. 295 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:16,163 Well, I am, when I have a chef working for me. 296 00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:18,131 I'll be glad when women learn their lesson. 297 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:20,667 With them here, we had meals, clothes, things were easier. 298 00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:23,670 We're trying to prove a point. They can't get along without us. 299 00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:25,138 But we can get along without the women. 300 00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:28,041 Yes! And don't you forget it. 301 00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:29,576 By the way, did you happen to notice 302 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:32,980 what color pill Mrs. Howell gives me before din-din? 303 00:13:34,882 --> 00:13:36,850 This is the fourth nail I've broken today. 304 00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:38,919 Since I got here, I broke eleven. 305 00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:41,221 - Eleven? - I broke one twice. 306 00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:44,691 Ginger, we're proving a principle. 307 00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:46,393 Right. We can get along without the men. 308 00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:48,929 It's just the men who can't get along without us. 309 00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:50,898 - I hope so. - There's no question about it. 310 00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:52,966 Let's not give the men another thought. 311 00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:56,870 I sure do miss the women. 312 00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:59,306 Oh, Gilligan, let's not mention the word women. 313 00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:02,209 Right. They've caused us enough trouble. 314 00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:04,511 - I sure do miss the ladies. - Gilligan. 315 00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:05,913 - Girls? - Gilligan! 316 00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:07,747 I miss the boys with long hair. 317 00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:10,583 Just go to sleep. 318 00:14:12,119 --> 00:14:15,388 Well, here we are. It's beddy-bye time. 319 00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:17,991 You're more dressed up to go to bed than I am to be awake. 320 00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:21,594 You're so right. Nighty-night, everyone. 321 00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:29,036 Goodnight, Lovey. Wherever you are. 322 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,007 Women. 323 00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:36,843 I'll go along with that. How about you, Gilligan? 324 00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,445 I don't know that much about women. 325 00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:42,349 Neither do I. But I've been married to one for 22 years. 326 00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:46,019 Oh, if women would just act the way we wanted 'em to. 327 00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:48,088 You can say that again. 328 00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:51,391 If women would just act the way we wanted 'em to. 329 00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:57,297 [Arabian music] 330 00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:10,443 [music continues] 331 00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:26,293 Come here, my wives. 332 00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:30,097 What is your pleasure, mighty potentate? 333 00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:31,931 I have an itch. 334 00:15:31,999 --> 00:15:33,933 Where? 335 00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:37,137 It is pleasant wherever you scratch. 336 00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:06,166 Do you like that, Mr. Howell? 337 00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:10,337 Oh, I wish I were scalp all over. That is marvelous. 338 00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:12,405 Give those a high gloss, will you, my dear? 339 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:13,640 I'd love to. 340 00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:16,043 Oh, crazy girl, crazy. 341 00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:17,544 Comfy, dear? 342 00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:20,313 Yes. You don't mind the two lovely girls, do you? 343 00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:24,151 Of course not, darling. Anything to make you happy. 344 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:37,130 Oh! Those bubbles tickle. Must be vintage 1947. 345 00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:42,335 Oh! Hello, tickle the little darling. 346 00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:52,745 Easy, girls. Easy. 347 00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:56,449 [all cheering] 348 00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,085 [screaming] 349 00:16:59,986 --> 00:17:01,988 Wait a minute. Take it easy, girls. 350 00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:04,191 There's enough of me for everybody. 351 00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:05,758 Every time I see you, I get chills! 352 00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:08,228 - I get goose bumps. - Oh, I feel so weak. 353 00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:12,065 Dear me, I don't know if I'm an actor or a virus. 354 00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:13,733 Oh, you send chills through me. 355 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,468 We have pictures all over the wall and ceiling. 356 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:19,706 - Even on the floor. - Yeah, yeah! Wall to wall. 357 00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:24,144 We take off our shoes and we walk barefoot through you. 358 00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:25,612 [screaming] 359 00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:27,614 [screaming] 360 00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:43,630 Ole! 361 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,403 Ole. 362 00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:51,638 Ole! 363 00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:53,606 [Spanish music] 364 00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:56,243 [applause] 365 00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:01,013 You are the most heroic bullfighter in all of Spain. 366 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:04,684 - Si, si. I suppose I am. - I have a present for you. 367 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,719 A new sword. 368 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,723 Now the little bulls will have a chance. 369 00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:13,326 Senor Gilligan, here is my present. 370 00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:15,695 Si, si. I no can see see. 371 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:20,733 Darling, look what I have brought you. Mejican beauties. 372 00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:23,270 Ah! 373 00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:24,637 I've been gored by a rose. 374 00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:26,839 - Oh, let me kiss it. - Let me. 375 00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:29,842 No, no, no. Let me kiss it. 376 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,512 Ya, ya. 377 00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:34,747 [bellowing] 378 00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:43,590 Ole. 379 00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,458 Ole. 380 00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:46,159 Ole. 381 00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:47,994 Ole. 382 00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:50,029 Ole! 383 00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:53,766 Gillian, wake up, little buddy. 384 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:56,803 Oh, you are beautiful, Senorita. I.. 385 00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:58,338 Oh, hi, Skipper. 386 00:18:58,405 --> 00:18:59,906 - You've been dreaming. - Huh? 387 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:03,776 Only been in bed a half an hour. I guess none of us can sleep. 388 00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:06,613 Yeah, we might as well get dressed. Go outside and sit. 389 00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:07,314 [chuckling] 390 00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:09,115 [guitar music] 391 00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:10,383 Ole. 392 00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:17,790 I think we've been getting along fine without the women. 393 00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:19,326 - Right, Mr. Howell? - Oh, yes, yes. 394 00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:21,428 I've even solved my pill problem. 395 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,396 I take one of each kind every hour 396 00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:25,898 so I won't miss any of them and I feel good. 397 00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:29,001 I rattle when I walk though. 398 00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:31,971 You just wait and see. Those women will be back pretty soon. 399 00:19:32,038 --> 00:19:34,106 - How long they've been gone? - Sixty one hours. 400 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,174 Forty two minutes. 401 00:19:35,242 --> 00:19:37,677 Eleven seconds. 402 00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:40,012 To tell the truth, I'm kinda missing the ladies myself. 403 00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:41,881 But there must be some way to solve this problem. 404 00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:44,551 I thought of a way. It's a real simple idea. 405 00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:46,453 All have to do one thing. 406 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,555 - What? - Give up. 407 00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:51,057 Tell 'em they were right, we are wrong, and ask 'em to come back. 408 00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:52,659 - Never. - Absolutely not. 409 00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:55,928 I'd rather die. 410 00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:58,931 (Thurston) 'On the other hand, there's no point being stubborn.' 411 00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:01,200 'I miss my Lovey.' 412 00:20:01,268 --> 00:20:03,002 Which one of us will weaken first? 413 00:20:03,069 --> 00:20:05,605 Since I'm the only married man, I think I should approach 414 00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:08,541 the quarters first. It'll be the least embarrassing. 415 00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:11,143 - That's right, Mr. Howell. - You just wait right here now. 416 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,979 [insects chirping] 417 00:20:15,114 --> 00:20:16,883 [whistling] 418 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,421 [whistling] 419 00:20:21,488 --> 00:20:23,290 I can't understand it. That's our family whistle. 420 00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:24,691 Been in the family for years. 421 00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:25,958 [whistling] 422 00:20:26,025 --> 00:20:28,995 Lovey, dear? Ha ha. They must be asleep. 423 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,697 Uh, Lovey, dear? 424 00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:38,338 Lovey, dear? 425 00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:47,747 The idea! 426 00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:52,251 - Sneaking around like that. - Peeping toms. 427 00:20:52,319 --> 00:20:53,753 - Peeping tom.. - I can't believe.. 428 00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:58,425 Oh, the nerve of them. 429 00:20:58,491 --> 00:20:59,692 Well, maybe they didn't know it was you. 430 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,027 I bet they didn't. 431 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,596 Well, who else around here calls my wife, Lovey? 432 00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:06,499 - Howell, just cool off. - Cool off! I'm drenched. 433 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,638 They must be up to something. 434 00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:13,306 Oh, look! 435 00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:15,908 (Lovey) 'They made another monster!' 436 00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:17,544 They can't think we'd be foolish enough 437 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,612 to fall for another monster. 438 00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:21,348 (Mary Ann) 'This one's even bigger than the last.' 439 00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:22,849 (Ginger) 'I think it's cute.' 440 00:21:22,915 --> 00:21:25,652 Oh, it just shows how silly they are. Men, I mean. 441 00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:28,187 It's ridiculous. It must take four of them to operate it. 442 00:21:28,254 --> 00:21:29,822 I don't believe it. 443 00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:31,190 [giggling] 444 00:21:31,257 --> 00:21:33,393 [indistinct chattering] 445 00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:42,935 [screaming] 446 00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:45,805 Thurston, thank heavens, you've come to save us. 447 00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:47,139 Oh, Thurston. 448 00:21:47,206 --> 00:21:48,675 What's going on here? 449 00:21:48,741 --> 00:21:51,310 - There, look! - Look! 450 00:21:51,378 --> 00:21:52,979 Gilligan, we'll get a closer look. 451 00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:54,681 I can see it fine from here. 452 00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:56,716 Professor, you're in charge. We'll be right back. 453 00:21:56,783 --> 00:21:58,851 - O-oh, oh! - Gilligan. 454 00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:16,302 - Sure is weird looking. - Skipper, let's get outta here. 455 00:22:16,369 --> 00:22:19,071 We can't. One of us gotta keep an eye on it. 456 00:22:19,138 --> 00:22:20,306 What's the other one have to do? 457 00:22:20,373 --> 00:22:21,808 Go back and report to the others. 458 00:22:21,874 --> 00:22:24,444 - I volunteer on that. - You'll do as I say. 459 00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:26,579 - Aye, aye, sir. - Keep an eye on it. 460 00:22:26,646 --> 00:22:28,581 - Don't let it get away. - Which eye? 461 00:22:34,286 --> 00:22:35,488 Don't know what I'd do without you. 462 00:22:35,555 --> 00:22:37,857 - Where's Gilligan? - Gilligan's been eaten. 463 00:22:37,924 --> 00:22:39,459 Gilligan is fine. 464 00:22:46,332 --> 00:22:48,968 Oh, you stupid monster. I'll save us. 465 00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:50,837 Wait, Skipper. 466 00:22:50,903 --> 00:22:53,806 That monster suddenly looks very familiar. 467 00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:55,408 Familiar? 468 00:22:55,475 --> 00:22:57,410 (Professor) 'It's a lost weather balloon.' 469 00:22:57,477 --> 00:23:00,012 It's our rescue. We can inflate it and send it up with messages. 470 00:23:00,079 --> 00:23:02,248 They always have radio equipment. We're saved. 471 00:23:02,314 --> 00:23:03,483 [all cheering] 472 00:23:04,684 --> 00:23:07,420 Ready or not, here I come. 473 00:23:09,922 --> 00:23:10,890 [bang] 474 00:23:10,957 --> 00:23:12,391 [whooshing] 475 00:23:15,862 --> 00:23:16,929 Hot wind! 476 00:23:16,996 --> 00:23:18,998 He's trying to breathe fire on me. 477 00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:21,434 If St. George can do it, Gilligan can. 478 00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:30,376 No brains! 479 00:23:30,443 --> 00:23:33,913 I did it. I did it. I killed it. I killed it. 480 00:23:33,980 --> 00:23:35,982 A-ah. 481 00:23:36,048 --> 00:23:37,416 That's the brains. 482 00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:40,352 USAF? 483 00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:44,390 United States Air Force, balloon. 484 00:23:44,457 --> 00:23:45,792 Oh! 485 00:24:03,510 --> 00:24:05,011 [clattering] 486 00:24:06,412 --> 00:24:08,648 Gilligan certainly did a thorough job on this radio. 487 00:24:08,715 --> 00:24:10,416 It's absolutely useless. 488 00:24:10,483 --> 00:24:12,318 You know, Skipper, I've been thinking. 489 00:24:12,384 --> 00:24:14,153 We still got a chance with that balloon. 490 00:24:14,220 --> 00:24:15,655 What do you mean Professor? 491 00:24:15,722 --> 00:24:19,358 I can sew up the rips. I can use some tree sap to seal it. 492 00:24:19,425 --> 00:24:21,393 And hot air from the fire to inflate it. 493 00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:22,962 It'd make a great rescue signal. 494 00:24:23,029 --> 00:24:25,164 Exactly, a plane or a ship will spot it. 495 00:24:25,231 --> 00:24:26,499 Hi, Skipper. Hi, Professor. 496 00:24:26,566 --> 00:24:28,868 - Hi. - Hi, Gilligan. 497 00:24:28,935 --> 00:24:31,003 - What have you got, Gilligan? - It's a big secret. 498 00:24:31,070 --> 00:24:33,840 I've been working on it for days. Look, material. 499 00:24:33,906 --> 00:24:36,809 For skirts, for dresses, for the hut, huh. 500 00:24:38,578 --> 00:24:40,479 And where did you get that, Gilligan? 501 00:24:40,547 --> 00:24:42,882 From the balloon. I cut up little pieces. 502 00:24:51,624 --> 00:24:53,092 ["The Ballad Of Gilligan's Isle"] 503 00:24:58,130 --> 00:24:59,666 * Now this is the tale of the castaways * 504 00:24:59,732 --> 00:25:01,167 * They're here for a long long time * 505 00:25:01,233 --> 00:25:03,502 * They'll have to make the best of things * 506 00:25:03,570 --> 00:25:05,171 * It's an uphill climb * 507 00:25:05,237 --> 00:25:07,406 * The first mate and his Skipper too * 508 00:25:07,473 --> 00:25:09,542 * Will do their very best * 509 00:25:09,609 --> 00:25:11,611 * To make the others comfortable * 510 00:25:11,678 --> 00:25:13,880 * In the tropic island nest * 511 00:25:13,946 --> 00:25:15,915 * No phone, no lights, no motor cars * 512 00:25:15,982 --> 00:25:18,350 * Not a single luxury * 513 00:25:18,417 --> 00:25:20,519 * Like Robinson Crusoe * 514 00:25:20,587 --> 00:25:22,655 * It's primitive as can be * 515 00:25:22,722 --> 00:25:24,824 * So join us here each week my friends *